How to Measure Your Penis...Without Cheating!

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HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis.

Hi! I'm Michael Alvear, YouTube's new resident shagspert. You can see me on HBO, CBS and NBC giving sex and relationship advice to dateless girls like lonelygirl15, gay guys like williamsledd, hot girls like miaarose, angst-ridden women like Brookers, and whacky dudes like Smosh. In this funny advice series I'll be talking about men, women, flirting, seduction, hooking up, orgasm, low libido, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, affairs, and everything else you can think of. Maybe even guitars and rock bands, who knows? Stay tuned!

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: July 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Author: MashUps

Length: 00:02:07
Rating: 4.39
Views: 319248

Tags: blabbermash Sex Dating Advice Relationship Love Foreplay Tips measuring penis cock Funny Naked dick intercourse

Video Comments:
dice142803 (December 1, 2008 at 1:37 am)
im a guy and a friend told me " It doesn't matter how small your penis is...it's how you use it" lol smart wise words.
Nasty0suicide (November 30, 2008 at 11:17 am)
":) Round up to the nearest cm... >:| NOT the nearest foot"

LLFMAO :D
pencheroc (November 28, 2008 at 6:02 am)
my partner says it hurts her cervix when it goes to deep so it could be a disadvantage
BobeenChatagratzsky (November 28, 2008 at 2:32 am)
yeah "high five"
Internesting (November 27, 2008 at 11:05 pm)
im packin 3 footer, i have to wrap it around my leg.
universallove90 (November 27, 2008 at 6:32 pm)
Damn men are a bunch of disgusting retards, why many women continue to date them, is beyond me. Men should be with men. Women, and men are not even sexually compatible. The majority of men have about 10 times higher sex drive then women, therefore men should leave women the fuck alone, and fuck other men. Everyone knows men are gay anyways look at them, all they do is stroke their cocks ahhahaha!
gerbizzlefoshizzle (November 30, 2008 at 5:44 am)
you are stupid. go have sexual intercourse with yourself.

BTW, it's still kinda stupid to compete in who's got the biggest dick
dreamdevil619 (November 25, 2008 at 11:23 am)
XD
wtf are all u guys seriously measuring ur size rofl
Fackenstein (November 24, 2008 at 11:04 pm)
2.7
lopytube (November 23, 2008 at 1:26 am)
I already feel gay watchinh this.did they havta have that gay ass host?